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soccerchamp76 · 10-13-2003, 07:53 PM

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question...

"Will I be acquitted?"

Your User Name · 10-15-2003, 07:54 AM

Golden

Conclamo Ludus · 10-15-2003, 08:14 AM

Good stuff.

Speed_Gibson · 10-15-2003, 06:06 PM

that is a funny one

Gortexfogg · 10-16-2003, 05:34 AM

Hehehe...hilarious!

Midlandmadman · 10-16-2003, 10:16 AM

I hope Bill gets her first.

10-13-2003, 07:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Hillary, yes another one During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question... "Will I be acquitted?" __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

10-15-2003, 07:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Your User Name Upright	Golden __________________ ROCK ON

10-15-2003, 08:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Good stuff. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

10-15-2003, 06:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	that is a funny one __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

10-16-2003, 10:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I hope Bill gets her first. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-16-2003, 05:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehehe...hilarious!