Farmer's Daughters
 

A farmer is raising three beautiful daughters all on his own after his wife passed away. He is very protective of them as they grow up. Finally, his daughters reach the age at which they will start dating.

A day arrives on which all three daughters have dates. The father decides to meet each of his daughters' dates at the door while holding a rifle in the hopes of intimidating the boys while he gives them the once-over.

The doorbell rings for the first daughter. The father opens it and there stands a young man who says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to show. Is she ready to go?" The father looks him over, decides everything is okay and sends them on their way.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again. He answers it and the boy at the door says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The father looks him over, decides that he's okay, too and sends them on their way.

Finally, the doorbell rings for the third time. The father answers the door. The boy says, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." so the father shot him.

We're going to .................


HHAHAHA, THAT's so fucking hilarious!

Got a laugh out of me :)

Good laugh.
What was the third daughter's name though?

Good one.

lol

not bad

Funny stuff...gotta love protective fathers jokes

Hehehe...maybe he just wanted to take her for "duck"? Probably not...

Subtle yet funny.

Took me a couple seconds. Funny.

Lolol

Funny

so if he is chuck what would her name be? can't seam to think of anything right now

i didnt get it at first but i have to read it again haha thats great!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha i like it

Heheheheh! That was great...

im ashamed, i didnt get it at first :P hahaw

That's pretty good.

Damn! Nice setup and delivery there!

That one was good...though the delivery could use a little work (maybe a *boom* in there somewhere), and we need to come up with a name for the girl.

But excellent :)

.... i so would hate to be that guy.... sentenced to death before u could even begin your second sentence....

pretty funny

LOL :) I can relate to the father!

funny

thats definitely a classic. very nice

Oh man thats funny!

I cannot think of any girl names that rhyme with Chuck.. maybe her name WAS Duck... I got nothing here...

lol!

FABULOUS, can't belive I've never heard it before!

Variation on a theme, but still funny

New punchline?

The boy says, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." so the father shot him and said "Sorry, you're out of luck."

Does this make the joke worse or better?

hilarious! especially since I can imagine myself in the place of the farmer one day... :-P

Nice. I'll have to remember that one