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Old 10-13-2003, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Farmer's Daughters

A farmer is raising three beautiful daughters all on his own after his wife passed away. He is very protective of them as they grow up. Finally, his daughters reach the age at which they will start dating.

A day arrives on which all three daughters have dates. The father decides to meet each of his daughters' dates at the door while holding a rifle in the hopes of intimidating the boys while he gives them the once-over.

The doorbell rings for the first daughter. The father opens it and there stands a young man who says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to show. Is she ready to go?" The father looks him over, decides everything is okay and sends them on their way.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again. He answers it and the boy at the door says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The father looks him over, decides that he's okay, too and sends them on their way.

Finally, the doorbell rings for the third time. The father answers the door. The boy says, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." so the father shot him.
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Old 10-13-2003, 06:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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We're going to .................


HHAHAHA, THAT's so fucking hilarious!
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Got a laugh out of me
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good laugh.
What was the third daughter's name though?
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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not bad
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Old 10-14-2003, 07:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Funny stuff...gotta love protective fathers jokes
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hehehe...maybe he just wanted to take her for "duck"? Probably not...
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Old 10-15-2003, 09:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Subtle yet funny.
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Old 10-15-2003, 03:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Took me a couple seconds. Funny.
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Old 10-15-2003, 04:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Lolol

Funny
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Old 10-16-2003, 06:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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so if he is chuck what would her name be? can't seam to think of anything right now
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Old 10-16-2003, 07:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i didnt get it at first but i have to read it again haha thats great!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-19-2003, 12:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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hahahaha i like it
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Old 10-19-2003, 04:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Heheheheh! That was great...
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Old 10-20-2003, 10:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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im ashamed, i didnt get it at first :P hahaw
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Old 10-20-2003, 01:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That's pretty good.
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Damn! Nice setup and delivery there!
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Old 10-23-2003, 06:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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That one was good...though the delivery could use a little work (maybe a *boom* in there somewhere), and we need to come up with a name for the girl.

But excellent
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Old 10-23-2003, 06:37 PM   #21 (permalink)
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.... i so would hate to be that guy.... sentenced to death before u could even begin your second sentence....
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Old 10-24-2003, 05:58 AM   #22 (permalink)
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pretty funny
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Old 10-24-2003, 07:16 AM   #23 (permalink)
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LOL I can relate to the father!
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Old 10-24-2003, 10:57 PM   #24 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 10-25-2003, 12:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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thats definitely a classic. very nice
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Oh man thats funny!
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Old 11-14-2003, 06:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I cannot think of any girl names that rhyme with Chuck.. maybe her name WAS Duck... I got nothing here...
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Old 11-16-2003, 09:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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lol!
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Old 11-18-2003, 07:26 PM   #29 (permalink)
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FABULOUS, can't belive I've never heard it before!
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Old 11-19-2003, 01:29 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Variation on a theme, but still funny
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Old 11-19-2003, 04:17 PM   #31 (permalink)
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New punchline?

The boy says, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." so the father shot him and said "Sorry, you're out of luck."

Does this make the joke worse or better?
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Old 11-20-2003, 12:06 AM   #32 (permalink)
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hilarious! especially since I can imagine myself in the place of the farmer one day... :-P
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Old 11-21-2003, 09:35 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Nice. I'll have to remember that one
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