Kinky Sex
 

A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed.
The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, "My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed."
"What a conicidence!" he said, "My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too." So they start talking and they find that they have much in common so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have kinky sex.
When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a strap-on cock, and a 12 inch studded dildo. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door. "What's going on?", she asks. "I thought you wanted to get kinky?" He turns around and says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm all done."

Haha, funny but messed up.

Um............?

Okay, now I wanna puke. But I'm laughing!

HAH this I had to tell out loud at work

What an interesting fellow.... :hmm:

Oh man, that is so fucked up. heh heh heh excellent.

most unexpected ending ever!

Hehe... never saw that coming...

:lol:
there is a word for guys like that in psycology....spooky....

funny tho, I'll remember that

funny but disgusting at the same time

Heheh thats funny, this is a joke where many endings could be ended.. you should start a post like that with this joke. See who can make the best ending.

right.....

lmao
very nice

haha thats great!

Now I have some pretty wicked pictures in my mind.

Still funny though.

Wow, that was def. not the way I thought that was going. Very good!

hahahahaha, thats fuckin great! god thats a keeper. great post!

Woah twist, lol, very good joke :)

dude.. dude :P messed up

thats bad, and funny to

oh thats vile, congragulations on getting me to puke a lung.

What no kiss goodnight.

niiiice!

Maxim reader?

lol, the best ones are like that, you really dont see it comming until the end, great stuff, cheers

I've heard that before, but it's definetly a good one.

Yes I am . ;)

hahaha, that was great. So wrong on so many levels, but God that made me laugh.

Ever so wrong...

That one is so coming to work with me..
hahah
im stilll giggling

Hmmm funny.

LOL! That's pretty damn funny.

lol....thats sooooo wrong............. but soooooo funny

Cheers

gross... but I'm laughing!

now that was great!

Very, very funny... I never saw that coming, those are the best kind.

that sounds like a normal friday night for me...