HAHAHAHAHA

That was great. Although Im going to hard time getting that image out of my head.

I'm rude, and cheers had to edit me

LOL, I was like... If he's a guy, the WHAT the hell was the leg he pulled on!!

Nice one.

That was great! At least there was no photographic evidence. ;)

A wonderful joke! Thanks

Excellent!

I can testify that parrots masturbate quite often. Our bird would abuse his cage several times a week during breeding season. Quite a conversation starter when friends were over.

LOL

Just one question, was Bert jealous?

I will have a smile on my face for many an hour after reading that. HILARIOUS!!!

i can see my wife doing the same exact thing!

funny when it happens to someone else tho!

That story line would have made eight is enough watchable, at least for one epsisode. Hey, if they didn't take it, perhaps the partidge family or the brady's could have. OMG- that is just tooo fuggin' funny!

That was the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time...

very funny

Reviving a classic:

BUMP!!!!

Did clavus write that?

quite funny