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WhatAboutBob · 10-13-2003, 09:42 AM

So, I have to give the Best Man's speech at a wedding last Saturday and I came up with the ultimate closing line.

Everyone thought it was hilarious, except for the pastor (sorry father).

I finished the speech by saying:

"I have a little advice for the both of you for your honeymoon...always remember, if sex is a pain in the ass....you're doing it the wrong way!"

tekaweni · 10-13-2003, 10:11 AM

wow, that sure was brave! I know places you'd get excommunicated for that

WhatAboutBob · 10-13-2003, 10:29 AM

Well, I asked the groom and his future father-in-law the day prior, and they said it was hilarious and to run with it. If they said no, I would have refrained.

absorbentishe · 10-13-2003, 12:52 PM

Man, a day late and a dollar short... I could have used that line in September!

DEI37 · 10-16-2003, 03:49 PM

That, my friend, is classic!

legolas · 10-19-2003, 12:05 PM

lol i would never have the balls to say that in front of the family

TerresqueÜ · 10-19-2003, 04:17 PM

HAHAHAH! That's why i can never make a good speech. I don't have the nuts to do something like that!

10-13-2003, 09:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
WhatAboutBob Upright Location: Detroit	Best Man's Speech... So, I have to give the Best Man's speech at a wedding last Saturday and I came up with the ultimate closing line. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except for the pastor (sorry father). I finished the speech by saying: "I have a little advice for the both of you for your honeymoon...always remember, if sex is a pain in the ass....you're doing it the wrong way!"

10-13-2003, 10:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	wow, that sure was brave! I know places you'd get excommunicated for that __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-16-2003, 03:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That, my friend, is classic! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

10-19-2003, 12:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol i would never have the balls to say that in front of the family __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-19-2003, 04:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAHAH! That's why i can never make a good speech. I don't have the nuts to do something like that! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-13-2003, 10:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
WhatAboutBob Upright Location: Detroit	Well, I asked the groom and his future father-in-law the day prior, and they said it was hilarious and to run with it. If they said no, I would have refrained.

10-13-2003, 12:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Man, a day late and a dollar short... I could have used that line in September!