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abelak · 10-13-2003, 02:34 AM

The Lesser of Three Evils

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is
waiting for him.

I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.

The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

tekaweni · 10-13-2003, 03:16 AM

Oooohhh what an evil twist! Excellent one, I love it when the punchline is a complete surprise!

Silvy · 10-13-2003, 04:30 AM

Yeah, what tekaweni said...
Really good!

Gortexfogg · 10-13-2003, 06:34 AM

Hehehe...good one!

Dragon_Imp · 10-13-2003, 06:49 AM

lol wow that was good nice twist at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bassesmass · 10-13-2003, 07:13 AM

hey this was pretty funny im still laughing

Redlemon · 10-13-2003, 07:37 AM

Man would that kill Bush. I'm smiling at the thought of it.

soccerchamp76 · 10-13-2003, 07:48 AM

Pretty funny....twists are great

TerresqueÜ · 10-13-2003, 09:16 AM

Hahahaha, what a mean twist. Good one.

mb99usa · 10-13-2003, 12:49 PM

perfect ending for old Georgie if you ask me

analog · 10-15-2003, 01:03 AM

gloveshot3 · 10-15-2003, 05:59 AM

i think ol' dubya would be very happy to take over for Monica, after all, his whole administration sucks!

bluearmy · 10-15-2003, 09:56 AM

Now that is evil.

mystmarimatt · 10-15-2003, 08:05 PM

ha! awesome.

Stare At The Sun · 10-15-2003, 09:12 PM

Very very very nice. Great twist.

portieri · 10-16-2003, 05:57 AM

C'mon, am I the only one who saw the punchline coming from a mile away.

Tarn · 10-17-2003, 01:12 PM

hahhahaha didnt see that comming

Keg-o-Grog · 10-17-2003, 04:45 PM

hahaa, evil

legolas · 10-19-2003, 11:45 AM

i love it when i don't see it coming!!!

10-13-2003, 02:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	The Lesser of Three Eveils The Lesser of Three Evils George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George. The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!" __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

10-13-2003, 03:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Oooohhh what an evil twist! Excellent one, I love it when the punchline is a complete surprise! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-13-2003, 04:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	Yeah, what tekaweni said... Really good! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

10-13-2003, 07:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Man would that kill Bush. I'm smiling at the thought of it. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-13-2003, 07:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Pretty funny....twists are great __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

10-13-2003, 06:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehehe...good one!

10-13-2003, 06:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dragon_Imp Tilted	lol wow that was good nice twist at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-13-2003, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
bassesmass Upright Location: Lakeland Florida	hey this was pretty funny im still laughing

10-13-2003, 09:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha, what a mean twist. Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-13-2003, 12:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	perfect ending for old Georgie if you ask me __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-15-2003, 05:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	i think ol' dubya would be very happy to take over for Monica, after all, his whole administration sucks!

10-15-2003, 09:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Now that is evil.

10-15-2003, 08:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	ha! awesome. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

10-15-2003, 09:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Very very very nice. Great twist.

10-16-2003, 05:57 AM	#16 (permalink)
portieri Tilted	C'mon, am I the only one who saw the punchline coming from a mile away.

10-15-2003, 01:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
analog Banned	lmao

10-17-2003, 04:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hahaa, evil __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

10-19-2003, 11:45 AM	#19 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	i love it when i don't see it coming!!! __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-17-2003, 01:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hahhahaha didnt see that comming