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Old 10-08-2003, 02:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Good retort!

This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?"

"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.

She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"

The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."
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Old 10-08-2003, 05:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA i love jokes like that!
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Old 10-08-2003, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hehehehe - burn
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Old 10-08-2003, 10:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OH MY.
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha that was quite funny!
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old..... but good.
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ROFL!
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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never heard it before, not bad at all!
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wonder if he is going to actually try to.

Great joke.
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 10-11-2003, 07:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i think i dated her once
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Old 10-11-2003, 09:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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funny, and one I haven't heard before
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Old 10-12-2003, 12:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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oh man thats fuckin hilarious haha, never heard anythin like it!
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Old 10-12-2003, 08:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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This is great! Thanks
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! good one
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:11 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 10-29-2003, 01:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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haha thats great!
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Old 10-29-2003, 01:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I must ask the question.

Was the entrance fur-lined?
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Old 10-29-2003, 05:35 PM   #19 (permalink)
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pretty damn funny!
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:13 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Hookers are always funny
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:14 PM   #21 (permalink)
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oooooo

and as it was said on whore jepordy

I want a little vagina, cause mine is as big as a hat
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:31 PM   #22 (permalink)
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ROFL!! hot damn thats some funny shit. great post
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