soccerchamp76

It was at the Golden Age Rest Home that Sam met Gilda. He was in love! He constantly told her how beautiful she was, what a great sense of humor she had, and how sexy she was.

"Oh Sammy", she said, "if you knew how old I was, you wouldn't be saying such things."

But Sam was in love. "Listen Gilda, I bet I can tell you exactly how old you are" he said.

"And how would you do that?" she replied. "Well

Gilda", he said, "We will go to your room, light a candle, dim the lights, get on the bed, and I will put my hand in your panties. Then I will tell you just exactly how old you are." Being the curious type, Gilda agreed.

They went into her room, lit a candle, dimmed the lights, got on the bed, and Sam put his hand inside Gilda's panties. When they were 'finished'...Gilda asked, "Ok then, how old am I?" Sam replied, "88 years old." "OY!!! I don't believe it! How did you know?"

Sam replied, "You told me last week!"

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tekaweni

Evil! hahaha! Even more evil is there's a girl named Gilda where I work...

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