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Old 10-07-2003, 05:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pool Party

A rich white man in Katherine Australia decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Leroy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, Oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and
the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"


Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the arsehole who pushed me in the pool."
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one, really funny! Thanks for sharing it
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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omg that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Pretty good but I would mod it so it doesn't look like he doesn't want a million dollars at all.
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Didn't expect that! Funny stuff.
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Old 10-07-2003, 01:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha funny shit. even though id take the money
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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hehe
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Old 10-08-2003, 06:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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great one!
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hee hee heee.....still LOL.......Roflmao.....ok..... ok... I'm ok.
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Old 10-09-2003, 01:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Good one!

Thanks!
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Great joke! Very clever!
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hahahha
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Old 10-13-2003, 11:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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hehe didn't see that one coming
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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now that was funny
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Old 10-14-2003, 05:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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lmao that was GOLD
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Old 10-14-2003, 05:40 AM   #17 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA. I love abo jokes. It means I can reproduce them onto my mum.
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Old 10-17-2003, 01:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-17-2003, 01:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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go Leroy !
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2003, 12:58 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Have you ever been to Katherine?This could be a true story.
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