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Hanxter 10-07-2003 05:27 AM

The Stall
 
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says, "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

Regziever 10-07-2003 07:13 AM

Hehehe.. Really funny!

bryan2766 10-07-2003 07:14 AM

haha, i didn't expect that

Dragon_Imp 10-07-2003 07:51 AM

hahaha good one ill have to tell my friends that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

legolas 10-07-2003 10:44 AM

lol I'm assuming that didn't really happen to you.

tekaweni 10-07-2003 11:04 AM

hahahaha thats even funnier because its a situation that could easily happen. Thanks!

Your co-worker tells a joke: "haha"
Your boss tells a joke: "haha I'll have to remember that one"
Your boss's boss tells a joke: "haha I'll have to tattoo that one on my back"

(With apologies to Dilbert)

Latch 10-08-2003 01:10 AM

hahaha that one's great.. good reason not to use a mobile phone on the toilet!

fizzledorf 10-08-2003 06:23 AM

great joke, one of my favorites!

Esoteric 10-08-2003 07:29 PM

Rofl!

Tickford 10-08-2003 07:34 PM

Yeah thats a good one....

soccerchamp76 10-08-2003 08:29 PM

Awkward situation to be in there.

Mantus 10-08-2003 08:33 PM

Oh that would be terrible, funny as hell

ender0333 10-09-2003 08:11 PM

Damn those cellphones!!!! Hahaha i would die to see that happen

twotimesadingo 10-09-2003 09:29 PM

who talks on the pooper in public, anyway? i'd beat that guy...

Silverbrain 10-09-2003 10:41 PM

lol..funny,

doubleaught 10-12-2003 10:15 PM

I could see that really happening...


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