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Old 10-07-2003, 05:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Stall

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says, "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. Really funny!
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha, i didn't expect that
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha good one ill have to tell my friends that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol I'm assuming that didn't really happen to you.
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahaha thats even funnier because its a situation that could easily happen. Thanks!

Your co-worker tells a joke: "haha"
Your boss tells a joke: "haha I'll have to remember that one"
Your boss's boss tells a joke: "haha I'll have to tattoo that one on my back"

(With apologies to Dilbert)
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Old 10-08-2003, 01:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha that one's great.. good reason not to use a mobile phone on the toilet!
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Old 10-08-2003, 06:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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great joke, one of my favorites!
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Old 10-08-2003, 07:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Rofl!
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Old 10-08-2003, 07:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah thats a good one....
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Old 10-08-2003, 08:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Awkward situation to be in there.
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Old 10-08-2003, 08:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh that would be terrible, funny as hell
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Damn those cellphones!!!! Hahaha i would die to see that happen
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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who talks on the pooper in public, anyway? i'd beat that guy...
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Old 10-09-2003, 10:41 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lol..funny,
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I could see that really happening...
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