A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy...
 

A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice."



Glad

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI-LARIOUS!

hahahahahah oh man
I could perfectly picture a cowboy type saying that.

heh heh that punchline came out of nowhere. Excellent!

I heard the same version, but with 3 ministers. Great joke!

THAT, was a beautiful joke!

(I'm just waiting til my g/f gets off work, so that I can tell her)

good one!

hehehe

heh