10-05-2003, 07:12 AM | #1 (permalink) |
It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Lawyer joke...
Dont know where I heard this one, hopefully not here...
A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a taxi comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cellphone and calls the cops. An hour later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the lawyer finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You're so focused on your material possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies: "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the taxi hit you?" The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. "Bloody hell!" he screams, "my Rolex!!!"
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01-16-2005, 09:45 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: midwest
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I'm a lawyer and love jokes about my profession. This is good, but my favorite is still the one about the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer in the road...the skid marks in front of the skunk.
As for the aspersions cast upon my profession, it's simply a case of 95% of the attorneys giving the other 5% of us a bad name. |
01-25-2005, 08:31 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
Darth Mojo
Location: Right behind you...
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