Girl goes to confession
 

A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.

"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"

"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he also touched my breasts."

"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Yes father," she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he has AIDS."

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nice joke and what a strange priest - one that likes girls instead of boys.

HAHA crooked father got pwnd :)

Awesome, gonna remember that one!

great joke! like it alot

hehehe he got aids now too!!

Muahahaha!! harsh but funny!!

creepy preist!

Lol, good one.

LoL

hehe

I'm Catholic and I still find it hilarious.

Asta!!

Aha! Wicked.

I love it when I don't see the punch line coming up. Nice.

chuckle chuckle, that is funny, almost seems like it should be a little boy???

woo this made my day thanks

Really Good!! :)

lol, thats great