Joke of the Day - October 5 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-05-2003, 12:43 AM

A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat miner.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

10-05-2003, 02:44 AM

Not bad, 1 liners aren't great though.

dragon2fire · 10-05-2003, 12:28 PM

o does the pun ishment ever stop

lol

nice post

vulture · 10-05-2003, 02:41 PM

thanks, some of those were just awesome!

tekaweni · 10-05-2003, 03:22 PM

Want to keep staring, no doubt about it even though those arent your tits. But... no Paypal? I'm in UK, dont like Yahoo, how can I donate short of attaching a cheque to a passing pigeon's leg?

10-05-2003, 12:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 5 A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat miner. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

10-05-2003, 03:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Want to keep staring, no doubt about it even though those arent your tits. But... no Paypal? I'm in UK, dont like Yahoo, how can I donate short of attaching a cheque to a passing pigeon's leg? __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-05-2003, 02:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
2thumbsup Guest	Not bad, 1 liners aren't great though.

10-05-2003, 12:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	o does the pun ishment ever stop lol nice post

10-05-2003, 02:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
vulture Tilted Location: Switzerland	thanks, some of those were just awesome!