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tekaweni · 10-04-2003, 11:18 AM

My first post.

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

13. We waste time, so you don't have to.

14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19. Succeed in spite of management.

20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

giblfiz · 10-04-2003, 03:02 PM

just for the hell of it the source of #12 and a few others www.demotivators.com

Root_Beer_Man · 10-04-2003, 04:44 PM

Haha those are great. True and to the point

Shpoop · 10-04-2003, 08:06 PM

good stuff, i actually have a poster in the style of the idiocy one that says -

PROCRASTINATION
Hard work often pays off over time, laziness always pays off now

scansinboy · 10-06-2003, 12:49 PM

My favorite:
<img src="http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1759_3227610">

absorbentishe · 10-06-2003, 01:45 PM

I could use several of those, I love 'em! Thanks!

ally · 10-06-2003, 04:47 PM

that is wonderful!!!!!!!!

bluearmy · 10-06-2003, 05:12 PM

I love it yet another must for my notice board at work, thanks.

Loki · 10-07-2003, 02:28 AM

this is brilliant! 5 stars! (i loved the first one the most though)

Mavric98 · 10-09-2003, 07:59 PM

Number 9 was was the best. Great post.

MichaelFarker · 10-09-2003, 08:48 PM

Those are hilarious. And they gave me some interesting ideas ....

twotimesadingo · 10-09-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tekaweni
7. Plagiarism saves time.

Holy shit, that's great.

The undisputed champ of Demotivators...

10-04-2003, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS My first post. 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. 7. Plagiarism saves time. 8. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself. 11. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 13. We waste time, so you don't have to. 14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! 15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. 16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. 17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. 19. Succeed in spite of management. 20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-04-2003, 03:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	just for the hell of it the source of #12 and a few others www.demotivators.com __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

10-04-2003, 04:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Haha those are great. True and to the point __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

10-06-2003, 12:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	My favorite: <img src="http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1759_3227610"> __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

10-09-2003, 07:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	Number 9 was was the best. Great post. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

10-04-2003, 08:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	good stuff, i actually have a poster in the style of the idiocy one that says - PROCRASTINATION Hard work often pays off over time, laziness always pays off now

10-06-2003, 01:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I could use several of those, I love 'em! Thanks!

10-06-2003, 04:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	that is wonderful!!!!!!!!

10-06-2003, 05:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	I love it yet another must for my notice board at work, thanks.

10-07-2003, 02:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	this is brilliant! 5 stars! (i loved the first one the most though)

10-09-2003, 08:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	Those are hilarious. And they gave me some interesting ideas ....