20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
 

My first post.

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

13. We waste time, so you don't have to.

14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19. Succeed in spite of management.

20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

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just for the hell of it the source of #12 and a few others www.demotivators.com

Haha those are great. True and to the point :)

good stuff, i actually have a poster in the style of the idiocy one that says -

PROCRASTINATION
Hard work often pays off over time, laziness always pays off now

My favorite:
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I could use several of those, I love 'em! Thanks!

that is wonderful!!!!!!!!

I love it yet another must for my notice board at work, thanks.

this is brilliant! 5 stars! (i loved the first one the most though)

Number 9 was was the best. Great post.

Those are hilarious. And they gave me some interesting ideas ....

Re: 20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
 

Holy shit, that's great.


The undisputed champ of Demotivators...

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