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Old 10-04-2003, 04:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - October 4

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

Also, being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's definitely going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
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Old 10-04-2003, 04:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A good clean joke and funny as hell.
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Old 10-04-2003, 07:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, that is very funny...thanks.
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Old 10-04-2003, 07:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ahahaha!
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Old 10-04-2003, 07:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Aha!! I knew it! Good joke!
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Old 10-04-2003, 08:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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very nice...I didn't see it coming and am able to share it with Mom and kids
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Old 10-04-2003, 10:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ahh nothing like corrupted data for a good joke .
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Old 10-04-2003, 11:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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oh shit!! talk about irony....LOL...
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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that is absolutely hilarious. Good stuff.
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A great joke.. one I can tell my parents too! Thanks!
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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great joke! good, clean, and funny!
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Old 10-06-2003, 09:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Now THAT is funny. clap clap clap!
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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poor indians!
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I like it a lot. 5 stars.
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Great joke! Never heard that one before - love it.
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I laughed out loud.
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Yes I like how I can tell mom about it =P
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