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A man was walking down the beach hanging his head thinking over how awful his life was when he spotted a fancy bottle sticking out of the sand.

Curious, he picked up the bottle and rubbed away the sand. In a great cloud of smoke a genie appeared and said " Thank you master for releasing me from my prison of the last 3000 years. For this deed I will grant you three wishes"

Right away the man knew what he wanted......"I want to be rich beyond my wildest imagination."

"As you wish" the genie replied.

The man reached in his pockets and pulled out wads of cash and a wallet full of credit cards...amazed he blurted out "I'm rich now I want to be good looking."

"As you wish" the genie replied.

Muscles appeared where there were none before...flowing hair appeared where he was previously bald and his pot belly turned into washboard abs.

"Man this is great", I'm rich and good looking. "Hey genie, how about a little head?"

"POOF" he had a head the size of a baseball.

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"Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind"
Leonardo Da Vinci