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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-02-2003, 08:19 PM

Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beaufiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans overe to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Peirre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers. "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I do down, I go down in flames!"

Glad

m5man · 10-02-2003, 08:52 PM

HA HA HA OUCH

Sexodus · 10-02-2003, 10:31 PM

That is a Really old one.
But still ... cute... ya cute

nofnway · 10-03-2003, 01:56 AM

is there any cure for that burning in the vaginal region

Latch · 10-03-2003, 05:22 AM

hahaha that's great. Thanks.

Regziever · 10-03-2003, 11:20 AM

Down in flames he went! lol! Really funny!

archer2371 · 10-03-2003, 11:35 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

mystmarimatt · 10-03-2003, 01:15 PM

awesome!!

hotzot · 10-03-2003, 02:32 PM

good one!

Silverbrain · 10-04-2003, 07:38 AM

and france surrenders

10-02-2003, 08:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Pierre, a French fighter pilot... Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beaufiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans overe to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine! She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Peirre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers. "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I do down, I go down in flames!" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

10-03-2003, 01:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	is there any cure for that burning in the vaginal region __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

10-03-2003, 11:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Down in flames he went! lol! Really funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

10-03-2003, 11:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	ROTFLMAO!!!!! __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

10-03-2003, 01:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	awesome!! __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

10-02-2003, 08:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
m5man Tilted	HA HA HA OUCH

10-02-2003, 10:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sexodus Banned Location: The Canyons - Boarding	That is a Really old one. But still ... cute... ya cute

10-03-2003, 05:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahaha that's great. Thanks.

10-03-2003, 02:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	good one! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

10-04-2003, 07:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	and france surrenders __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK