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Hanxter · 10-02-2003, 05:18 AM

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends
late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there
was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For god sake, it's ten past three in the morning!"

Mantus · 10-02-2003, 10:45 AM

that was good

CSflim · 10-02-2003, 01:55 PM

hahaha! nice one!

TheClarkster · 10-02-2003, 07:48 PM

Oh man, that one hit me just right. rofl

m5man · 10-02-2003, 08:54 PM

Almost pissed my pants on that one!

doubleaught · 10-02-2003, 11:48 PM

OMFG LMAO

10-02-2003, 05:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Talking Clock Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For god sake, it's ten past three in the morning!"

10-02-2003, 01:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	hahaha! nice one! __________________

10-02-2003, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	Oh man, that one hit me just right. rofl __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

10-02-2003, 10:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	that was good

10-02-2003, 08:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
m5man Tilted	Almost pissed my pants on that one!

10-02-2003, 11:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	OMFG LMAO