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09-28-2003, 02:35 PM
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Christmas Sprit - Heaven Joke
Three men die on Christmas eve and go up to the pearly gates. Saint Peter says "All of you were bad people when you were alive, but since it's Christmas prove to us you were being festive and we'll allow you into heaven.
The first guy has pine needles all over his sweater and Saint Peter lets him in. The second guy has a Tree ornament in his pocket he presents it to Saint Peter and they let him in. The third guy reaches into his pockets and pulls out a pair of panties. Saint Peter exclaims "How do these represent Christmas Spirit?!" The third man replies "These are Holly's." 
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