Don't hate the playa!!
 

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.

Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw"?

Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500". So Mike thought about his financial situation and said o.k..

She said so meet me here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then". The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and said,"Has Mike been over here today"? She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, yes.” Terry asked, "Did he leave $500?"

She said as a matter of fact, he did. Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and said he would leave it with you.

Now that's a true playa!!!!

-bear...

I did a tertiary search and didn't find this. If it's a repeat...apologies :)

I didn't see the ending coming.
That's great

:lol:

Nice one, I like it.

Nice twist on that one

nice!!!

Good story. 4 stars.

man, talk about screwing your friend...twice

That's one smart guy! Funny stuff too.

well done..now kick the bitch to the curb!

that's awesome. it's like that joke in Desperado about peeing on the bar and bartender..

yea thats awesome, totally unexepected and totally clever!

ROFL, that's gold!

LOL, nice ending.

Very cool.. heard before but always worth another read!

Heard it a slightly different way but very funny!!


Glad

Hah, owned, very nice.

goddamn smart guy !!!! ROFL

very good one. thanks

that one's awesome :P Thanks!

HaHaHa

thatx for the joke J8ear...

that was a classic!

THat is a classic.

Very good! An idea to remember...

Clever man...clever...

and that was the slap hear round the world.. man that was just awesome ... thanks ill share that today with my crew they will love it

this is my new favorite joke, thanks for the laughs

Champion skills.

I did that to one of my work colleagues once...

I couldn't help but note:
The worst part is, I know what word he was looking for, but it escapes me. The closest I can come up with is 'cursory', but I think there's something closer...

Bloody obsessive librarians :rolleyes:

I think he was reaching for cursory myself...

Well, you know, primary search, secondary search, and tertiary search. Maybe he really did look for the joke using three different methods. :D

Myself? I am a fan of the quaternary seach.

Always trying to be thoroughgoing about things.

bahaha...good stuff...

That one was great...thanks for sharing

Or perhaps even....not a thorough search, not a detailed search, but instead of those TWO types of searches I went with a third (tertiary) type...a general search.

who knows...again though,

Thanks for looking out.

For the rest of you, glad you enjoyed the story.

-bear