Lets get a cultural thread goin!
 

(if this isnt allowed, please delete it)

when god created the earth, he created this one place that was especially nice. it had big, nice mountains, nice cities, the wine fields, etc... He called it France. So when god created the rest of the world, everybody was like "why the hell does France get all the nice stuff?" since god was a nice and fair guy, he created the French people.

thats some funny shit