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Old 09-22-2003, 10:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Eye Doctor!

A Chinese man has been noticing a change in his vision that is bothering him. He schedules an examination with his eye doctor....

Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?

Patient: My vision has been getting fuzzy and it is harder to see things.

So the doctor goes through a full exam and after studying the results, he tells the Chinese man...

Doctor: Sir, I believe you have a cateract.

Patient: oh no, you are mistaken, I have a Rincon Continentor.
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Old 09-23-2003, 06:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
paj
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there goes the PC line! see it back there? *waves good bye*

good joke though, shall be told to mates asap
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Old 09-23-2003, 07:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh. Didn't get it until I read it out loud. Will definitely be repeated.
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