Men over Women Jokes
 

Q) why did the women cross the road?

A) Who cares what was she doing out of the Kitchen!

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Q) what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

A) Smack her and tell her to get back to work!

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A women was wonderinf in the desert for a long time.
she came accross a Lamp.
when she picked it up and cleaned it off a Genie came out!
He said
"I will grant u 3 wishes"
She said ok and after pondering for a while she said
"I wish I was a Hundred times smarter"
he said
"ok"
*POOF* she was a Hundred times smarter
She said
"Wow i really like this i feel so smart i wish i was a million times smarter"
he said
"OK"
*POOF* she was a million times smarter
she said
"WOW i feel so smart i can think of everything at the same time i can figure all math and any problems that come my way..."
"i wish i was a billion times smarter"
she said after thinking for a while
The Genie said
"are u sure"
she said
"why of course i then would be able to do anything"
he said
"OK your wish"
*POOF*
She turned into a MAN

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Q) How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) who cares let the bit*h cook in the dark!

haha!

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"


Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.


All in good fun :D

Why cant women ski?

because theres no snow in the kitchen!


Why should you never get your wife a watch for a present?

theres a clock on the stove!

I love the Skiing joke!
I am a snowboarder so i will deff. have to use that one!

Keep them coming and of course Ladies its all in fun!

These are all in fun, I don't advocate the stuff it makes jokes out of!

Q: Why does the bride wear white?
A: So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, the bitch better have it open when she brings it to you.

Q: What should you do if your wife is bitching to you while you're trying to watch TV in the living room?
A: Shorten her chain.

I have some more, but they get really offensive..

Post them! :D

yeah! lol

I've heard a similar one,

Why can't women ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Sexual innuendo ;)

I will third, fourth, etc. that. Please post.

Why are there so many battered women in America these days?

*Slapping palm with the back of other hand*
Because they JUST *slap* won't *slap* Listen! *Slap*


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice already.


j/k I love women! (Except for one of my former roomates... bitch still owes me $437.28 Grrrr)

Well, the solution should be obvious :D

"Last edited by JadziaDax on 09-23-2003 at 11:08 AM"

Someone said something they shouldn't have!
Someone got Baleted!

Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etc.