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09-21-2003, 07:17 AM
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Years of Suffering
Years of Suffering....
A Doctor was addressing a large audience on Nutrition. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Sugar rots our teeth and causes Diabetes. Soft drinks corrode our stomach lining. Spicy dishes give us heartburn. Many vegetables give us terrible gas pains. Undercooked eggs permit e-coli to thrive. Milk is impossible for adults to digest. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and few of us realize the long-term harm caused by the germs and chemicals in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of silence, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and answered, Wedding Cake?"
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