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Old 09-20-2003, 12:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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On a train

This one was sent to me by a friend and it made me laugh so I thought I would share it, see what you think.


In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

1. The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hands on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.

2. The fat lady thought - "That dirty Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

3. The Frenchman thought -"That Englishman put his hands on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

4. The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that French twat again".
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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heard that one before, but made me laugh, again
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yeah you right
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Old 09-20-2003, 02:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, love it.
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Old 09-20-2003, 03:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha. good stuff!
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Old 09-20-2003, 08:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha....by "Englishman" i think he means to say "Canadian"
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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heheheh! brilliant!
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Old 09-21-2003, 04:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha that's awesome.. well done!
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Old 09-21-2003, 07:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahaha Very nice.
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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caught me off guard with that one. LMAO
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehehe...good one.
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Old 09-22-2003, 01:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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haha !!!
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, excellent!
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