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bluearmy · 09-20-2003, 12:59 PM

This one was sent to me by a friend and it made me laugh so I thought I would share it, see what you think.

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

1. The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hands on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.

2. The fat lady thought - "That dirty Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

3. The Frenchman thought -"That Englishman put his hands on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

4. The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that French twat again".

vulture · 09-20-2003, 01:01 PM

heard that one before, but made me laugh, again

Happyland · 09-20-2003, 01:44 PM

yeah you right

David2000 · 09-20-2003, 02:14 PM

Yes, love it.

Flesh · 09-20-2003, 03:46 PM

haha. good stuff!

Root_Beer_Man · 09-20-2003, 08:26 PM

Haha....by "Englishman" i think he means to say "Canadian"

CSflim · 09-21-2003, 03:43 PM

heheheh! brilliant!

Latch · 09-21-2003, 04:49 PM

hahaha that's awesome.. well done!

TheClarkster · 09-21-2003, 07:25 PM

hahahaha Very nice.

gnl3434 · 09-22-2003, 06:06 AM

caught me off guard with that one. LMAO

Gortexfogg · 09-22-2003, 06:52 AM

Hehehe...good one.

Tarn · 09-22-2003, 01:35 PM

haha !!!

TerresqueÜ · 09-22-2003, 06:34 PM

Hahahaha, excellent!

09-20-2003, 12:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	On a train This one was sent to me by a friend and it made me laugh so I thought I would share it, see what you think. In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek. 1. The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hands on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face. 2. The fat lady thought - "That dirty Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". 3. The Frenchman thought -"That Englishman put his hands on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". 4. The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that French twat again".

09-20-2003, 01:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	yeah you right __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

09-20-2003, 02:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
David2000 Tilted Location: New Haven, CT	Yes, love it. __________________ However livin' better now, Gucci sweater now..

09-20-2003, 08:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Haha....by "Englishman" i think he means to say "Canadian" __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-21-2003, 03:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	heheheh! brilliant! __________________

09-20-2003, 01:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
vulture Tilted Location: Switzerland	heard that one before, but made me laugh, again

09-20-2003, 03:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha. good stuff!

09-21-2003, 04:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahaha that's awesome.. well done!

09-21-2003, 07:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	hahahaha Very nice. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

09-22-2003, 06:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
gnl3434 Upright	caught me off guard with that one. LMAO

09-22-2003, 06:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehehe...good one.

09-22-2003, 06:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha, excellent! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition