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09-17-2003, 10:48 AM
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Crazy
Location: Houston, Texas
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A redhead, a burnette, and a blonde...
are all asked to participate in a quick survey. The gentleman conducting the survey brings the redhead in the room and sits her down.
"Now, please answer this question to the best of your ability. How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The redhead thinks for just a second and says, "One." "Good. Thank you for particpating, we'll get back to you." The man then brings in the burnette and sits her down. "Now, please answer this question to the best of your ability. How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The burnette thinks for a second and says, "One." "Good. Thank you for particpating, we'll get back to you." Finally, the man brings in the blonde and sits her down. "Now, please answer this question to the best of your ability. How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The blonde sits and thinks for a minute. She starts counting on her fingers and concentrating really hard. Then she asks the man for a calculator. After typing away for a minute she finally says, "32." The man, "How in the world did you come up with 32?" The blonde says, "Well... (sing the Indiana Jones theme song) Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh Duh Da! Duh Duh Da, Duh Da! |
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09-17-2003, 12:39 PM
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Crazy
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Spell it "burnette" one more time, and I'll pimpslap you so hard your fifth-grade English teacher will feel it.
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