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Old 09-16-2003, 06:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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nun goes to lunch

An elderly nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to try to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile asked, "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads, shrugged and looked at each other dumbfounded.

One of the workers looked up into the steelwork and yelled, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers asked why.

The worker yelled, "His wife is here with his lunch."
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Old 09-17-2003, 04:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HA! Didn't see it coming!!
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh, thought he was going to yell up: "his bitch his here with his lunch!"

Fuckin' A.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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have to agree, didn't see that coming
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Subtle yet funny.
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
In Your Dreams
 
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hahaha I love it. Clean, and simple.
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Old 09-21-2003, 11:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hilarious...hehehe...
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Old 09-21-2003, 07:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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good one!!
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Old 09-21-2003, 09:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Unexpected punchlines always are the best.
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Old 09-22-2003, 12:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that's awesome
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If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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Old 09-23-2003, 05:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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nice, lol
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Old 09-23-2003, 06:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hehe Thats a good one, Thanks.
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