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Sion 09-16-2003 04:44 AM

Choices
 
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

Silvy 09-16-2003 04:57 AM

aw! That's sick!

:)

Regziever 09-16-2003 05:15 AM

Urg... hrrulg... ewww... that's really disgusting... But funny too. Hehe...

gnl3434 09-16-2003 05:21 AM

that is totaly sick and wrong and extremly funny at the same time. good post.

Latch 09-16-2003 06:32 AM

hahaha I didn't see it coming.. excellent!

bennyb 09-16-2003 04:58 PM

Beastiality is always humorous... but extremely disgusting. Extremely.

Flesh 09-16-2003 05:16 PM

haha

Shpoop 09-16-2003 05:44 PM

i agree with benny.... repulsive and disgusting, yet for some odd reason i laughed

loganmule 09-16-2003 06:51 PM

the more I thought about it the more I liked it, albeit a bit disgusting

CSflim 09-18-2003 12:59 PM

Holy shit! I can't say that I saw THAT one coming!

Tarn 09-19-2003 02:48 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww !!!

Dunta 09-20-2003 07:47 AM

ewwwww


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