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Flippy · 09-15-2003, 08:10 PM

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."

The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that huge grin off your face."

Dadiliusv.2 · 09-15-2003, 09:51 PM

heheh

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 10:14 AM

hahaha thats a good one!!!!!

Root_Beer_Man · 09-16-2003, 02:42 PM

HAHA! Smart priest

Shpoop · 09-16-2003, 02:43 PM

hah quite funny indeed

Gnzo · 09-16-2003, 03:24 PM

I like that one

ismark · 09-16-2003, 07:16 PM

the best so far

bobw · 09-16-2003, 07:19 PM

goood!!!!

09-15-2003, 08:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Flippy Banned Location: Greater Vancouver	I have sinned Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women." The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing." "Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" "No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that huge grin off your face."

09-16-2003, 10:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	hahaha thats a good one!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-16-2003, 02:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA! Smart priest __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-16-2003, 07:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	the best so far __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

09-15-2003, 09:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dadiliusv.2 Upright Location: Salt Lake City Utah	heheh

09-16-2003, 02:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	hah quite funny indeed

09-16-2003, 03:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	I like that one

09-16-2003, 07:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	goood!!!!