Flesh

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

Monre

NOOOOOOOOO,hehe funny

Regziever

Hehehehe!! Now that's a dilemma... Cut the dick or get burned to death... Good joke!

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hawkeye

I like the way that guy thinks. that's wicked sick.

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Root_Beer_Man

HAHA sucker...thats what ya get

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Shpoop

wow that is the worst scenario ever! funny though!

bennyb

Ahhh, noooooo, i hate my vivid imagination.... scared for life without even seeing anything...

very clever

slant eyes

i'd burn. i'd definitely burn. i'd give him back the hack saw and say how good his wife was in bed.

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bravo49

That brings tears to my eyes

Offler

Ouch!

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Keg-o-Grog

poor mr.johnson

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