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Flesh · 09-15-2003, 03:49 PM

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

Monre · 09-15-2003, 04:25 PM

NOOOOOOOOO,hehe funny

Regziever · 09-15-2003, 08:39 PM

Hehehehe!! Now that's a dilemma... Cut the dick or get burned to death... Good joke!

hawkeye · 09-15-2003, 10:53 PM

I like the way that guy thinks. that's wicked sick.

Root_Beer_Man · 09-16-2003, 02:36 PM

HAHA sucker...thats what ya get

Shpoop · 09-16-2003, 02:47 PM

wow that is the worst scenario ever! funny though!

bennyb · 09-16-2003, 04:49 PM

Ahhh, noooooo, i hate my vivid imagination.... scared for life without even seeing anything...

very clever

slant eyes · 09-16-2003, 11:05 PM

i'd burn. i'd definitely burn. i'd give him back the hack saw and say how good his wife was in bed.

bravo49 · 09-17-2003, 12:56 AM

That brings tears to my eyes

Offler · 09-17-2003, 07:50 AM

Ouch!

Keg-o-Grog · 09-17-2003, 08:23 AM

poor mr.johnson

09-15-2003, 03:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	Decisions, decisions. A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise. He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?" The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

09-15-2003, 08:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehehe!! Now that's a dilemma... Cut the dick or get burned to death... Good joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-15-2003, 10:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	I like the way that guy thinks. that's wicked sick. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

09-16-2003, 02:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA sucker...thats what ya get __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-16-2003, 11:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	i'd burn. i'd definitely burn. i'd give him back the hack saw and say how good his wife was in bed. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

09-15-2003, 04:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Monre Banned	NOOOOOOOOO,hehe funny

09-16-2003, 02:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	wow that is the worst scenario ever! funny though!

09-16-2003, 04:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	Ahhh, noooooo, i hate my vivid imagination.... scared for life without even seeing anything... very clever

09-17-2003, 12:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That brings tears to my eyes

09-17-2003, 07:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Offler Psycho	Ouch! __________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

09-17-2003, 08:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	poor mr.johnson __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.