Decisions, decisions.
 

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

NOOOOOOOOO,hehe funny

Hehehehe!! Now that's a dilemma... Cut the dick or get burned to death... Good joke!

I like the way that guy thinks. that's wicked sick.

HAHA sucker...thats what ya get :)

wow that is the worst scenario ever! funny though!

Ahhh, noooooo, i hate my vivid imagination.... scared for life without even seeing anything...

very clever

i'd burn. i'd definitely burn. i'd give him back the hack saw and say how good his wife was in bed.

That brings tears to my eyes

Ouch!

poor mr.johnson

:D