Tarn

A drunk is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town, so a cop comes up to him and says "Stop that and put it away!" The drunk shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk starts laughing.
"Okay, what's so funny?" asks the cop.
"Fooled you." says the drunk "I put it away, but I didn't stop."

lyxo

lol
what a drunken fool

Flesh

hahaha

Shpoop

lol thats great!! never heard it before!

nostalgic1

hahaha... thats a new one... man... he sure tricked that cop didn't he?

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