Quick lawyer joke
 

A guy walks into a bar, orders a double, then loudly proclaims " all lawyers are assholes"
From down at the end of the bar a voice pipes up " hey, I resent that!"
" Oh, so what are you, a lawyer?" the newcomer answers back.
" No, I'm an asshole", came the reply.

Got a chuckle out of me... Good one.

heheh

that was cute! hahaha

Made me laugh! Thanks

made me giggle