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scansinboy · 09-14-2003, 11:21 AM

A man was out in his yard when he saw that a new neighbor was moving in next door. Wating to be freindly, he went up to strike up a conversation.

"Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."
"Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."
"So what is you do for a living?"
"I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."
"Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
"Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
"That is right."
"The fact you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."
"Right again."
"Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife."
"Correct."
"And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual."
"Yup."
"That is deductive reasoning."
"Cool."

Later that evening, the man is at his local tavern having a few drinks with his buddy.

"So anyway, I met my new neigbor today, just moved in next door to me."
"Is he a nice guy?"
"Yes, and he has an interesting job."
"Oh, yeah what does he do?"
"He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University."
"Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
"Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
"No."
"Faggot."

Flesh · 09-14-2003, 11:38 AM

chuckle

Mitzkrieg · 09-14-2003, 01:32 PM

hahaha, faggoRt alert!

Silvy · 09-14-2003, 03:14 PM

nice

Stare At The Sun · 09-14-2003, 04:57 PM

LOl good stuff

fizzledorf · 09-15-2003, 05:42 AM

that's hilarious -- reminds me of Wilson and Tim Taylor

Latch · 09-15-2003, 07:17 AM

hahaha that's great... I can't believe I didn't see where it was going hehe.

Gortexfogg · 09-15-2003, 07:34 AM

hehe...good stuff! Deductive reasoning is not for the weak minded...

Happyland · 09-15-2003, 08:44 AM

OMG . . . I don't have a dog house either. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Shpoop · 09-15-2003, 03:10 PM

lol thats so funny, i think i may have heard it before, but i completely forgot... its hilarious!

obelix · 09-15-2003, 05:23 PM

that was great :P

scansinboy · 09-15-2003, 06:56 PM

glad you all like it

Slims · 09-15-2003, 06:59 PM

hehe, nice.

Silverbrain · 09-15-2003, 08:10 PM

Good one )

hawkeye · 09-15-2003, 10:51 PM

Good one, thanks.

petergriffin24 · 09-17-2003, 08:10 AM

loved it

Keg-o-Grog · 09-17-2003, 08:16 AM

paj · 09-17-2003, 01:40 PM

thats highlarious

clifclav · 09-29-2003, 06:11 AM

bwahhhh. very good one. thanks

jwoody · 09-29-2003, 06:30 AM

Great joke. It's a keeper.

seizei · 10-06-2003, 11:21 PM

I almost spit BEER when I read this! BEER I say!!! do you know what could have happened? I could have wasted... BEER!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks

ender0333 · 10-06-2003, 11:33 PM

thats pretty peachy

Loki · 10-07-2003, 02:17 AM

bahaha, that is deductive reasoning at its finest

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 09:02 AM

I love this kind of joke! Excellent.

Brewmaniac · 10-07-2003, 10:15 AM

Cleaver joke! They are the best! Thanks

legolas · 10-07-2003, 10:38 AM

lol!!!! that was awesome!!!

phukraut · 10-07-2003, 10:51 AM

this is funny, but this is more inductive than deductive reasoning. ok i'll shut up now.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-08-2003, 07:52 PM

Talk about jumping to wrong conclusions! Good one.

Glad

09-14-2003, 11:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Deductive reasoning A man was out in his yard when he saw that a new neighbor was moving in next door. Wating to be freindly, he went up to strike up a conversation. "Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving." "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly." "So what is you do for a living?" "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning." "Deductive reasoning, what is that?" "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog." "That is right." "The fact you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family." "Right again." "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife." "Correct." "And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual." "Yup." "That is deductive reasoning." "Cool." Later that evening, the man is at his local tavern having a few drinks with his buddy. "So anyway, I met my new neigbor today, just moved in next door to me." "Is he a nice guy?" "Yes, and he has an interesting job." "Oh, yeah what does he do?" "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University." "Deductive reasoning, what is that?" "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?" "No." "Faggot." __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-14-2003, 03:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	nice __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

09-15-2003, 08:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	OMG . . . I don't have a dog house either. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

09-15-2003, 05:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	that was great :P __________________ no substance

09-15-2003, 06:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	glad you all like it __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-14-2003, 01:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	hahaha, faggoRt alert!

09-14-2003, 04:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	LOl good stuff

09-15-2003, 05:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	that's hilarious -- reminds me of Wilson and Tim Taylor

09-15-2003, 07:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahaha that's great... I can't believe I didn't see where it was going hehe.

09-15-2003, 07:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	hehe...good stuff! Deductive reasoning is not for the weak minded...

09-15-2003, 03:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	lol thats so funny, i think i may have heard it before, but i completely forgot... its hilarious!

09-15-2003, 06:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe, nice. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

09-15-2003, 08:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

09-15-2003, 10:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Good one, thanks. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

09-17-2003, 08:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	loved it

09-14-2003, 11:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	chuckle

09-17-2003, 08:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

09-29-2003, 06:11 AM	#19 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	bwahhhh. very good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

09-29-2003, 06:30 AM	#20 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Great joke. It's a keeper. __________________ .

09-17-2003, 01:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
paj Tilted	thats highlarious

10-06-2003, 11:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	I almost spit BEER when I read this! BEER I say!!! do you know what could have happened? I could have wasted... BEER!!!!!!!!!!! thanks __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay) Last edited by JadziaDax; 10-07-2003 at 01:27 AM..

10-06-2003, 11:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
ender0333 Upright	thats pretty peachy

10-07-2003, 02:17 AM	#23 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	bahaha, that is deductive reasoning at its finest

10-07-2003, 09:02 AM	#24 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I love this kind of joke! Excellent. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-07-2003, 10:15 AM	#25 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Cleaver joke! They are the best! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-07-2003, 10:38 AM	#26 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol!!!! that was awesome!!! __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-07-2003, 10:51 AM	#27 (permalink)
phukraut Addict	this is funny, but this is more inductive than deductive reasoning. ok i'll shut up now.

10-08-2003, 07:52 PM	#28 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Talk about jumping to wrong conclusions! Good one. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!