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scansinboy · 09-14-2003, 11:09 AM

After the annual beer convention, several of the beer representatives decide to head out for dinner and drinks. As they're sitting around the table, the waitress comes by and askes for their drink order.

Thinking he's being clever, The Coors Rep says,
"I'd like to tap the rockies, Give me a Coors Light. "

"Very good" the Miller Rep thinks. So to one up him he says to the waitress,
"I'll have 'The Champagne of Beers,' give me a Miller High life."

Not to be outdone, the Budweiser Rep politely states,
"And I'll have the KING of Beers! Give me a Budweiser."

Finally all eyes turn to the Guiness Rep. Cooly, he tells the waitress,
"I'll just have a glass of water, thank you."

The other Reps are all smirking, thinking that they have outwit him. When finally one says,
"So, just a glass of water eh? Couldn't think of anything better to say?"

"Nah," says the Guinees Rep, "It's just that if none of you are going to drink beer, then I'm not going to either."

lyxo · 09-14-2003, 11:13 AM

So true. Gimme my Guinness

Regziever · 09-14-2003, 11:51 AM

Ohh how true!!! Hehehe!!!

Root_Beer_Man · 09-14-2003, 01:52 PM

BURN! Guinness...nothing but, man...nothing but.

dragon2fire · 09-14-2003, 01:59 PM

lol thats funny

Stare At The Sun · 09-14-2003, 05:02 PM

Heh, that is pretty funny

Brewmaniac · 09-14-2003, 05:38 PM

Great joke! I would rather drink water too!

seftarbell · 09-15-2003, 05:59 PM

guiness is the BEST beer... bar none.

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:07 PM

that was pretty slick, thanx

xepherys · 06-15-2008, 09:05 AM

That's great! Who'da thunk it? A GOOD beer joke!

09-14-2003, 11:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Beer Reps. After the annual beer convention, several of the beer representatives decide to head out for dinner and drinks. As they're sitting around the table, the waitress comes by and askes for their drink order. Thinking he's being clever, The Coors Rep says, "I'd like to tap the rockies, Give me a Coors Light. " "Very good" the Miller Rep thinks. So to one up him he says to the waitress, "I'll have 'The Champagne of Beers,' give me a Miller High life." Not to be outdone, the Budweiser Rep politely states, "And I'll have the KING of Beers! Give me a Budweiser." Finally all eyes turn to the Guiness Rep. Cooly, he tells the waitress, "I'll just have a glass of water, thank you." The other Reps are all smirking, thinking that they have outwit him. When finally one says, "So, just a glass of water eh? Couldn't think of anything better to say?" "Nah," says the Guinees Rep, "It's just that if none of you are going to drink beer, then I'm not going to either." __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos! Last edited by scansinboy; 09-14-2003 at 11:12 AM..

09-14-2003, 11:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Ohh how true!!! Hehehe!!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-14-2003, 01:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	BURN! Guinness...nothing but, man...nothing but. __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-14-2003, 05:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great joke! I would rather drink water too! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-15-2003, 05:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
seftarbell Upright Location: Des Moines, IA	guiness is the BEST beer... bar none. __________________ -- "A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it." -- Sir Rabindranath Tagore

09-14-2003, 11:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	So true. Gimme my Guinness

09-14-2003, 01:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	lol thats funny

09-14-2003, 05:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Heh, that is pretty funny

09-24-2003, 09:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	that was pretty slick, thanx __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

06-15-2008, 09:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	That's great! Who'da thunk it? A GOOD beer joke! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage