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Old 09-14-2003, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Beer Reps.

After the annual beer convention, several of the beer representatives decide to head out for dinner and drinks. As they're sitting around the table, the waitress comes by and askes for their drink order.

Thinking he's being clever, The Coors Rep says,
"I'd like to tap the rockies, Give me a Coors Light. "

"Very good" the Miller Rep thinks. So to one up him he says to the waitress,
"I'll have 'The Champagne of Beers,' give me a Miller High life."

Not to be outdone, the Budweiser Rep politely states,
"And I'll have the KING of Beers! Give me a Budweiser."

Finally all eyes turn to the Guiness Rep. Cooly, he tells the waitress,
"I'll just have a glass of water, thank you."

The other Reps are all smirking, thinking that they have outwit him. When finally one says,
"So, just a glass of water eh? Couldn't think of anything better to say?"

"Nah," says the Guinees Rep, "It's just that if none of you are going to drink beer, then I'm not going to either."
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Old 09-14-2003, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So true. Gimme my Guinness
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Old 09-14-2003, 11:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ohh how true!!! Hehehe!!!
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Old 09-14-2003, 01:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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BURN! Guinness...nothing but, man...nothing but.
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Old 09-14-2003, 01:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol thats funny
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Old 09-14-2003, 05:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Heh, that is pretty funny
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Old 09-14-2003, 05:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Great joke! I would rather drink water too!
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Old 09-15-2003, 05:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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guiness is the BEST beer... bar none.
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that was pretty slick, thanx
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That's great! Who'da thunk it? A GOOD beer joke!
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