Beer Reps.
 

After the annual beer convention, several of the beer representatives decide to head out for dinner and drinks. As they're sitting around the table, the waitress comes by and askes for their drink order.

Thinking he's being clever, The Coors Rep says,
"I'd like to tap the rockies, Give me a Coors Light. "

"Very good" the Miller Rep thinks. So to one up him he says to the waitress,
"I'll have 'The Champagne of Beers,' give me a Miller High life."

Not to be outdone, the Budweiser Rep politely states,
"And I'll have the KING of Beers! Give me a Budweiser."

Finally all eyes turn to the Guiness Rep. Cooly, he tells the waitress,
"I'll just have a glass of water, thank you."

The other Reps are all smirking, thinking that they have outwit him. When finally one says,
"So, just a glass of water eh? Couldn't think of anything better to say?"

"Nah," says the Guinees Rep, "It's just that if none of you are going to drink beer, then I'm not going to either."

So true. Gimme my Guinness

Ohh how true!!! Hehehe!!!

BURN! Guinness...nothing but, man...nothing but.

lol thats funny

Heh, that is pretty funny

Great joke! I would rather drink water too!

guiness is the BEST beer... bar none.

that was pretty slick, thanx

That's great! Who'da thunk it? A GOOD beer joke!