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Old 09-14-2003, 10:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

All you have to do is be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skillful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her
61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your boobs.





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Old 09-14-2003, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe, nice post.
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Old 09-14-2003, 07:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it would be funny if it weren't so fucking true.
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Old 09-16-2003, 04:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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thanks. I spose that applies equally to lesbians???
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Old 09-16-2003, 09:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Personally, I still don't think the woman would be happy!
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Old 09-16-2003, 07:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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menstruation = be afraid, very very afraid
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Old 09-16-2003, 07:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHA 2 words...YES!!!

ummm...ok nm 1 word
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Old 09-17-2003, 05:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hehe it takes a bit more than that
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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*2. Bring Beer...
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Old 09-18-2003, 08:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2003, 09:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Beer boobs..?
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Whew, pretty long list. funny
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Old 09-28-2003, 02:12 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i like boobs... a lot.
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Old 09-28-2003, 03:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It's true. IT's all true...
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Old 09-28-2003, 03:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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great list, good stuff!
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Old 09-28-2003, 08:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wow, now thats wisdom
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I can't believe I read the whole thing.
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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it is sad, but I have found that this to be true!
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Old 10-01-2003, 10:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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very well put.
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Old 10-01-2003, 10:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I plan to save this and refer to it often. Maybe it will help.
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Old 10-09-2003, 01:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Whew....that's one hell of a list.
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:23 PM   #23 (permalink)
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omg that was too great. I never saw it coming...
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Old 10-11-2003, 12:14 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Here's how to make a guy happy. Give him:
1. Sex
2. Beer
3. Food

damn complicated women
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Old 10-11-2003, 09:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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what's sad is that this is a nonexclusive list
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Old 10-15-2003, 01:17 AM   #26 (permalink)
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heh heh heh... boooobs... :-D
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Old 10-15-2003, 09:32 AM   #27 (permalink)
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hahahaha.... I love boobs....

cut paste... send to wife now
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Old 10-16-2003, 07:29 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Isnt that the truth women want to damn much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
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Old 10-16-2003, 01:40 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Man i bet your a pimp if you know that whole list by heart... but damn thats alot of shit to remember.
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:22 AM   #30 (permalink)
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It's so true!
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:53 PM   #31 (permalink)
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^_^
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Old 10-17-2003, 05:35 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I'll be everything for just these three things:

1. bring the beer
2. touch boobies
3. have sex

Ohhh yeah all night long!
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Old 10-18-2003, 12:46 AM   #33 (permalink)
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That list could only have been compiled by a long time married man or a woman!Its so true.
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