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o14real · 09-14-2003, 10:42 AM

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house,her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled, So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colours didn¦t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.

Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn¦t use anymore?"

scansinboy · 09-14-2003, 10:44 AM

Huh? I think I'm missing something here.

lyxo · 09-14-2003, 11:16 AM

the woman doesnt sex him up

Regziever · 09-14-2003, 11:32 AM

Muahahaha!!!! Great joke!

Stare At The Sun · 09-14-2003, 04:58 PM

pwn3d

Brewmaniac · 09-14-2003, 05:46 PM

Ha Ha! Good joke! Thanks

BuddyHawks · 09-14-2003, 06:03 PM

Errrr...well, scansinboy, I'm with you on this one. Judging from some of these responses, I think it's supposed to be a joke. I'm sorry but will someone give me a hand here?

Shauk · 09-14-2003, 06:15 PM

think, penis.

BuddyHawks · 09-14-2003, 06:19 PM

OK, the young woman was refering to his penis at the end of the joke, as in she wanted to sleep with him, but she already slept with him at the begining of the joke.
The things in the middle arn't refering to his penis are they?

Slims · 09-14-2003, 06:19 PM

hehe, thanks for the joke.

AlCap0wn · 09-14-2003, 08:06 PM

Looks like more than a few readers here took the Short Bus to school!

Hanabal · 09-14-2003, 09:12 PM

omg how could you not get that, it was brilliant

Karnic · 09-14-2003, 09:48 PM

Good one, I'm yet to know the feeling of being unused.

edmos1 · 10-02-2003, 02:22 PM

hahah

The_Dude · 10-02-2003, 02:35 PM

nice!

nofnway · 10-03-2003, 01:22 AM

very good....clean enough to tell mother

noblejr · 10-03-2003, 07:10 AM

perhaps something in the delivery... I'm with those who just didn't like this one. She asks at the end if she can have his dick because his wife dosen't use it, but she already got it in the first line of the joke.

Redlemon · 10-03-2003, 07:37 AM

The quotation marks are a bit off... the last line is still part of the husband's speech, with him quoting what the young girl said. Does that help everyone?

mongois · 10-03-2003, 07:42 AM

Great! Like when I've heard it before, this joke is funny (Ha-Ha-Ha! . . . Oh.) - and tinged with rueful poignancy (not for the Short Bus'ers).

BuddyHawks · 10-03-2003, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by noblejr
perhaps something in the delivery... I'm with those who just didn't like this one. She asks at the end if she can have his dick because his wife dosen't use it, but she already got it in the first line of the joke.

I'm with you buddy.

mystmarimatt · 10-03-2003, 12:51 PM

no, she wasn't referring to his dick in the end, she was just stillm asking if there was anything else, to point out hat she's slept with him

Melraidin · 10-03-2003, 09:20 PM

Try this:

"Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

Sexodus · 10-03-2003, 10:04 PM

ok his wife cought him in bed...

so he was telling the wife why they are in bed

so when she asked is there anything else the wife dosnt use anymore he said ya my dick so they slept with each other...

that is why they slept with each other hence...
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about... if she didnt ask that question they never would have slept with each other!

does that help?

soccerstudpc20 · 10-04-2003, 01:32 AM

just dont think too hard about it

giblfiz · 10-04-2003, 10:50 AM

good shit.

prince_albert · 10-04-2003, 11:05 AM

Oh my! What a bloke!

What a wife!

ally · 10-06-2003, 05:16 PM

majik_6 · 10-07-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlCap0wn
Looks like more than a few readers here took the Short Bus to school!

Oh Lord, this comment just doubled the laughter that this joke elicited from me.

And some of the "explanations" of the joke have been more confusing than the joke!

iktoweya · 10-07-2003, 09:07 PM

hehe good one

09-14-2003, 10:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	I saw this young girl A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house,her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled, So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colours didn¦t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn¦t use anymore?" Last edited by JadziaDax; 09-14-2003 at 02:07 PM..

09-14-2003, 10:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Huh? I think I'm missing something here. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-14-2003, 11:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha!!!! Great joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-14-2003, 05:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Ha Ha! Good joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-14-2003, 06:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	Errrr...well, scansinboy, I'm with you on this one. Judging from some of these responses, I think it's supposed to be a joke. I'm sorry but will someone give me a hand here? __________________ Watch More TV

09-14-2003, 11:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	the woman doesnt sex him up

09-14-2003, 04:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	pwn3d

09-14-2003, 06:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	think, penis.

09-14-2003, 06:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	OK, the young woman was refering to his penis at the end of the joke, as in she wanted to sleep with him, but she already slept with him at the begining of the joke. The things in the middle arn't refering to his penis are they? __________________ Watch More TV

09-14-2003, 06:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe, thanks for the joke. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

09-14-2003, 09:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Hanabal Insane Location: Auckland	omg how could you not get that, it was brilliant __________________ I am Hanabal, Phear my elephants

09-14-2003, 09:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Karnic Upright	LOL Good one, I'm yet to know the feeling of being unused.

10-02-2003, 02:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	hahah

10-02-2003, 02:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	nice! __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

10-03-2003, 01:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	very good....clean enough to tell mother __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

10-04-2003, 10:50 AM	#25 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	good shit. __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

10-06-2003, 05:16 PM	#27 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC

10-07-2003, 09:07 PM	#29 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe good one __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-03-2003, 07:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	perhaps something in the delivery... I'm with those who just didn't like this one. She asks at the end if she can have his dick because his wife dosen't use it, but she already got it in the first line of the joke.

10-03-2003, 07:37 AM	#18 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The quotation marks are a bit off... the last line is still part of the husband's speech, with him quoting what the young girl said. Does that help everyone? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-03-2003, 07:42 AM	#19 (permalink)
mongois Upright	Great! Like when I've heard it before, this joke is funny (Ha-Ha-Ha! . . . Oh.) - and tinged with rueful poignancy (not for the Short Bus'ers).

10-03-2003, 12:51 PM	#21 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	no, she wasn't referring to his dick in the end, she was just stillm asking if there was anything else, to point out hat she's slept with him __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

10-03-2003, 09:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
Melraidin Upright	Try this: "Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

10-03-2003, 10:04 PM	#23 (permalink)
Sexodus Banned Location: The Canyons - Boarding	ok his wife cought him in bed... so he was telling the wife why they are in bed so when she asked is there anything else the wife dosnt use anymore he said ya my dick so they slept with each other... that is why they slept with each other hence... "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about... if she didnt ask that question they never would have slept with each other! does that help?

10-04-2003, 01:32 AM	#24 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	just dont think too hard about it

10-04-2003, 11:05 AM	#26 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	Oh my! What a bloke! What a wife!