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o14real · 09-14-2003, 10:38 AM

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't watching where I was going." The second guy says, "What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too, and I'm getting a little desperate." The first guy says "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" The second guy answers, "She's tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?" To which the first guy replies, "Never mind, let's look for yours."

scansinboy · 09-14-2003, 10:45 AM

Hope ya find her. ???

Wait a minute... WTF? I can see this in Mozilla, but not in IE, all i get is a blank space.. How strange.

Flesh · 09-14-2003, 11:40 AM

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:25 PM

hahaha does that work with guy?

Midlandmadman · 09-25-2003, 08:41 AM

thats pretty funny!!!!!!

Brewmaniac · 09-25-2003, 10:51 AM

I like it! Thanks, I'll share this!

MoNoXiDe_XXX · 09-25-2003, 02:42 PM

Thats right funny, im guna tell it to the gf. She'll hate it.

Akira · 09-25-2003, 02:43 PM

I'll help look too, that sounds like a hot wife.

nofnway · 10-03-2003, 01:54 AM

beautiful....funny.....that's my wife

09-14-2003, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	I'm looking for my wife Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't watching where I was going." The second guy says, "What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too, and I'm getting a little desperate." The first guy says "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" The second guy answers, "She's tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?" To which the first guy replies, "Never mind, let's look for yours." Last edited by JadziaDax; 09-14-2003 at 02:05 PM..

09-14-2003, 10:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Hope ya find her. ??? Wait a minute... WTF? I can see this in Mozilla, but not in IE, all i get is a blank space.. How strange. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos! Last edited by scansinboy; 09-14-2003 at 10:50 AM..

09-24-2003, 09:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	hahaha does that work with guy? __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-25-2003, 08:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	thats pretty funny!!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-25-2003, 10:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I like it! Thanks, I'll share this! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-25-2003, 02:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
MoNoXiDe_XXX Psycho Location: Thunder Bay	Thats right funny, im guna tell it to the gf. She'll hate it. __________________ ------------------------ I may be ugly, But at least I aint got no money!

09-25-2003, 02:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	I'll help look too, that sounds like a hot wife. __________________ -signature

10-03-2003, 01:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	beautiful....funny.....that's my wife __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

09-14-2003, 11:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha