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Jdoe · 09-14-2003, 09:56 AM

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, and old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened again and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles with numbers lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Wish I could take credit for it.

Jdoe

itchy93 · 09-14-2003, 10:02 AM

heh; I like it.

Itchy93

scansinboy · 09-14-2003, 10:17 AM

lol
very good.

Flesh · 09-14-2003, 11:44 AM

hahaha, gold!

Regziever · 09-14-2003, 11:48 AM

If only it were that simple.. hehe..

Great joke!

Mitzkrieg · 09-14-2003, 01:29 PM

boy would that be sweet or what?

Stare At The Sun · 09-14-2003, 04:59 PM

very clever

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:23 PM

wow that was great.

uffjohn · 09-25-2003, 11:08 AM

hehehe I love it!

preluder · 09-28-2003, 01:50 AM

haha, sneaky style!

thespian86 · 09-28-2003, 03:29 PM

lol i've heard one like that but not quite as funny

Tarn · 09-29-2003, 05:05 AM

HAHHAHAHAHAHA good one !!!

clifclav · 09-29-2003, 06:08 AM

very clever. I will repeat that a few times

xepherys · 10-24-2007, 11:36 AM

I can't even imagine...

Destrox · 05-30-2008, 10:03 PM

Old joke? Yes.

Worth a bump, i think so yes.

Good clean joke that bears repeating!

Charlatan · 05-30-2008, 10:12 PM

I've tried those things and they just don't work. My wife keeps coming out the same.

solo · 06-20-2008, 11:35 PM

haha this was a pretty good one i got to say

blahblah454 · 06-21-2008, 09:40 AM

Old joke. Glad I finally got to read it! That was good

09-14-2003, 09:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jdoe Crazy	The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, and old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened again and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles with numbers lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother." Wish I could take credit for it. Jdoe

09-14-2003, 10:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	heh; I like it. Itchy93 __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.

09-14-2003, 10:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	lol very good. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-14-2003, 11:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	If only it were that simple.. hehe.. Great joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-24-2003, 09:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	wow that was great. __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-14-2003, 11:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha, gold!

09-14-2003, 01:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	boy would that be sweet or what?

09-14-2003, 04:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	very clever

09-25-2003, 11:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	hehehe I love it!

09-28-2003, 01:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	haha, sneaky style!

09-28-2003, 03:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	lol i've heard one like that but not quite as funny __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

09-29-2003, 05:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	HAHHAHAHAHAHA good one !!!

09-29-2003, 06:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	very clever. I will repeat that a few times __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

10-24-2007, 11:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	I can't even imagine... __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

05-30-2008, 10:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Old joke? Yes. Worth a bump, i think so yes. Good clean joke that bears repeating! __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-30-2008, 10:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I've tried those things and they just don't work. My wife keeps coming out the same. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-20-2008, 11:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
solo Upright	haha this was a pretty good one i got to say

06-21-2008, 09:40 AM	#18 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Old joke. Glad I finally got to read it! That was good