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JadziaDax 09-14-2003 06:45 AM

Joke of the Day - September 14
 
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing to the ground 40 floors down. Just then Paul's date walked out.

"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."

vulture 09-14-2003 08:42 AM

smart guy :)

Flesh 09-14-2003 08:50 AM

hahaha

Regziever 09-14-2003 09:42 AM

Quick thinking!! Hehehe! Great joke!

witmol 09-20-2003 12:42 PM

I can't stop laughing, thinking about a dog jumping over the railing from 40th floor.

David2000 09-20-2003 04:20 PM

Ever think about how Rollo is just rollover without the ver? Or, veritas, "truth"? Maybe this joke is making a statement about how everything that lacks truth will die in accidents like this, leaving only the veritas behind. Then again, he lied after she came out, so what can that mean? where was the truth there??

Flesh 09-20-2003 05:36 PM

David2k, you're thinking too deep ;)

Root_Beer_Man 09-20-2003 08:24 PM

haha...that cracked me up good.

jukaman 09-20-2003 10:49 PM

hahaha


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