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JadziaDax 09-12-2003 01:42 AM

Joke of the Day - September 12
 
"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.

He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.

Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly.

"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.

He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away.

In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Danny!"

From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes, Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly be heard.

"It's time to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and, for heaven's sake, clean up this room!"

Keg-o-Grog 09-12-2003 02:05 AM

haha :D

Regziever 09-12-2003 07:49 AM

Hehehehe... It's like my room :D

Bill O'Rights 09-12-2003 08:13 AM

Hmmm...I think that I would find this much funnier were I not the father of a 16 year old girl, and find way too much truth there.

Funny none the less, though.

dragon2fire 09-12-2003 10:17 AM

so true

DoomzDayz 09-12-2003 02:15 PM

be sure to check piles of trash before reporting your child missing.

Flesh 09-12-2003 06:04 PM

hahaha

gloveshot3 09-13-2003 06:15 AM

home sweet home

stldickie 09-13-2003 08:37 AM

ok, I actually fell for the set up

Gnzo 09-13-2003 06:10 PM

hehe

crackpot 09-13-2003 10:15 PM

Cute joke.


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