How to capture an Elephant - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Root_Beer_Man · 09-11-2003, 07:32 PM

Dig a deep hole about 8ft deep and about the same across. Then build a big fire and keep adding wood till there are lots of ashes, then let the fire go out. After, place peas 2 inches apart around the egde of the hole. Then, when the elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

inkriminator · 09-12-2003, 11:14 AM

heh, that's not bad

Arc101 · 09-12-2003, 11:16 AM

No that is just awful - no more please

stldickie · 09-12-2003, 02:20 PM

almost funny

Stare At The Sun · 09-12-2003, 07:55 PM

*GROAN*

loganmule · 09-12-2003, 08:10 PM

I'm not sure even preschoolers would get a kick out of that...let's call this a do over...try again

scansinboy · 09-13-2003, 11:29 PM

Ugh that was terrible!

Gortexfogg · 09-14-2003, 09:18 AM

When it started talking about the peas I knew something was up... still funny though.

warrrreagl · 09-15-2003, 11:49 AM

I liked it.

I also remember seeing a program that elephant jokes are really ethnic jokes about American blacks, and elephants are used as a code. In other words, take any elephant joke and swap out the subject.

I'm not sure if that's really true or not.

09-11-2003, 07:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	How to capture an Elephant Dig a deep hole about 8ft deep and about the same across. Then build a big fire and keep adding wood till there are lots of ashes, then let the fire go out. After, place peas 2 inches apart around the egde of the hole. Then, when the elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole. __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-13-2003, 11:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Ugh that was terrible! __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-15-2003, 11:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	I liked it. I also remember seeing a program that elephant jokes are really ethnic jokes about American blacks, and elephants are used as a code. In other words, take any elephant joke and swap out the subject. I'm not sure if that's really true or not. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

09-12-2003, 11:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
inkriminator Insane	heh, that's not bad

09-12-2003, 11:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	No that is just awful - no more please

09-12-2003, 02:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
stldickie Addict	almost funny

09-12-2003, 07:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	GROAN

09-12-2003, 08:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I'm not sure even preschoolers would get a kick out of that...let's call this a do over...try again

09-14-2003, 09:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	When it started talking about the peas I knew something was up... still funny though.