Joke of the Day - September 11
 

A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding.

The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing practical jokes. One being a carpenter, the other a ordinary guy, and the third a dentist.

They all decided to pull practical jokes on their newly married friends. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bed so that when they climbed into bed, the bed would collapse. The ordinary guy decided to short sheet the bed, so that when they got into it their feet wouldn't reach the bottom. The dentist chuckled and wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do.

A week later the 3 friends all received letters in the mail. "Dear friends, we didn't mind the fact that when we got into bed, the bed collapsed, or the guy that short sheeted it, but I'm gonna kill the bastard that put the novacaine in the vaseline!"

AUCCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

o thats so good

What happened to the first joke of the day for today?

i think jadz renamed it, it's here:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=26668

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY !

My experience was a friend (some friend) who smeared Deep Heat - a sports injury cream for sore muscles that when rubbed on heats up - on the inside of my protector. Needless to say about 5 minutes into the first quarter I was to be found in the change rooms straddled over the washbasin with my "package" under the cooling waters......

Still brings tears to the eyes !

that's funny

*shudders with the thought of not being able feel your dick on the first day of being a married man* like C'mon...thats gotta SUCK! Although very amusing :) thanks JadziaDax, Keep em coming :)

I can't remember the addresses but there a couple of web-pages dedicated to wedding night practical joke. I forwarded a bunch of them last summer to my son and his bride about 1 week before the wedding, and they decided to change their honeymoon plans and keep them secret.