Glad-I-Ate-Her

He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Shing Ka.

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King.

Is there a fugitive here?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni.

Your price is too high!!!
No Bai Nut Ding!!!!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Ni.

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet.
wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived.
Hia Dei Kum.

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu.

I got this for free.
Ai No Pei.

You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Stay out of sight.
Lei Lo.

Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?



Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

slant eyes

awesome. and as a chinese person, quite amusing.

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no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry

question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

Apache

kinsaj

haha

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boom

tommy thompson

Ai Nau go tak tu man at fud sto

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...a wandering soul...

gloveshot3

me pee mi pans

Regziever

Hehehe! Great ones, gotta show my buddy this one, he's obsessed with learning chinese, maybe this'll help him hehehe!

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Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine

Glad-I-Ate-Her

I'm glad you enjoyed it.


Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

bravo49

I'm not Chinese and I liked them

Offler

These are so bad, but I love them! =)

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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.