Mergers of the future:
 

1. XEROX and WURLITZER
(They're going to make reproductive organs)

2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
(The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)

3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS, and KEEBLER
(The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

4. W.R. GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS
(The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)

5. 3M and GOODYEAR
(MMM Good)

6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
(Deere Abi)

7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL
(Honey, I'm Home)

8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE, and METAL MINING
(Mine All Mine)

9. 3M, JC PENNEY, and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
(3 Penney Opera)

10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
(Poupon Pants)

11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
(The new company will be called Knott Now)

12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO, and DAKOTA MINING
(The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO (Net n' Yahoo)


Glad

ha! number 3 and 7 are sooooo funny! excellent post! ^-^

Nice! I remember seeing a similar one about if certain celebriteies married each other, like if Olivia Newton-John married Sir Isaac Newton, then divorced him to marry Sir Laurence Olivier, then divorced him to marry Sir Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John-Olivier-Newton-John.

-Mikey